Major Alex Louis Armstrong strips and educates you about the Armstrong Family Heritage as he pounds you with the alchemy techniques passed down the Armstrong line for generations.
The rest of the Full Metal Alchemist cast question his methods every time the shirt comes off.
IT IS ALWAYS OFF. WHY IS IT ALWAYS OFF? IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME TYPE OF OBJECTIFICATION? I DON’T EVEN KNOW. JUST LOOK AT THOSE SPARKLES.