These are according to sleepy Morike who finds snowboarding kind of boring and used the family’s phone data streaming Olympic coverage at work.
fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
aww, fighting’s not allowed. Puck.
2. Alpine skiing
The woman commentator for the women’s knows her shit. I love her because of her knowledge. And skiing.
3. Figure skating short program
Especially the men’s. This is in no way related to Yuzuru Hanyu or that 31 year-old Russian skater. Not at all. Nope.
4. Speed skating
I don’t care if you’re a man or woman, I will oogle your huge thigh muscles from the couch and covet your skates.
5. Ski jumping
It goes something like this:
nyoooooooooommmmmm swoo! fliiiiight
And now is Morike’s bedtime. Good night!