Best Winter Olympic Sports to Watch

These are according to sleepy Morike who finds snowboarding kind of boring and used the family’s phone data streaming Olympic coverage at work.

1. Hockey

fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

aww, fighting’s not allowed. Puck.

2. Alpine skiing

The woman commentator for the women’s knows her shit. I love her because of her knowledge. And skiing.

3. Figure skating short program

Especially the men’s. This is in no way related to Yuzuru Hanyu or that 31 year-old Russian skater. Not at all.  Nope.

4. Speed skating

I don’t care if you’re a man or woman, I will oogle your huge thigh muscles from the couch and covet your skates.

5. Ski jumping

It goes something like this:

nyoooooooooommmmmm swoo! fliiiiight

And now is Morike’s bedtime. Good night!

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